Branding Groucho Glasses

For the love of God, have you ever attempted figure sketching?

It is ridiculously difficult to locate helpful sitting poses (for non-artists and novices) online. Why, with so many-million websites, does this vast reservoir of unlimited picture-publishing lack even one wooden mannequin reference?

I cannot possibly be there only netizen scouring Google for figure sketches that are neither pornographic nor obese; nor of pornographically-situated obese people.

You see, I am working on a small, sassy icon--as Hugh Hefner has done with the Playboy Bunny logo--for the blog. I have an image in my mind of a sultry, suited figure, sitting cross-legged under Groucho glasses, smoking a cigar. This is, I believe, the truest characterization of my psyche.