Ooh, Barracuda: While brainstorming an essay, I came up with a new career option. If all else fails--when "all else" signifies a long, long list--I want to become a freelance Professional.
Companies will hire me as "The Professional." I will be like Lucy Liu, with Heart's "Barracuda" in the background. High-end enterprises in New York, Chicago, and Dubai will employ me to hold meetings with workers who need to be whipped.
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